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Quirks and Pet Peeves

I just found a cooler in my basement with water in it – from last year.  I was really annoyed.  I realized that there are a few things that annoy me.  I’ve got some pet peeves and quirks and I thought I would spread the cheer and share them with you.

  • I don’t clean out coolers as promptly as I should.  I only screw my future self.  It doesn’t matter if I am the one who eventually cleans it out or not.  Even if my husband has to clean it out, he complains about the fact that I left it dirty so I have still managed to screw myself. 
  • I buy watermelons forgetting the fact that I never develop a desire to carve and serve them. 
  • I throw receipts away.  Every single one of them.  Doesn’t matter if I need them.  Nope – doesn’t matter.
  • I can only buy multiple grocery items in even numbers.  Meaning if I need more than one of something, I will NEVER buy three.  My head would just explode. 
  • Bitchy people annoy me.  Sometimes I bitch about them. 
  • I often fail to see the comedic irony of some of these “quirks” of mine. 
  • My cure for a bad day is Hershey’s special dark washed down with a glass of Svanska Red and a long distance telephone call to my BFF.
  • I wear mismatched socks and I like it. 
  • Being told what to do makes me defiant.

  • I refuse to develop self restraint when patronizing an ice cream parlor.  I have love handles now.  I kind of like them.  
  • If I lose a button on a shirt, I may as well throw it away.  I would rather walk on hot coals than take out a needle and thread.
  • When I am nervous I bite the heck out of my nails. 
  • I still harbor a fear that doing so will create a lump of nails in my throat like my aunt told me once.  Darn her. 
  • I am annoyed that I lack the financial capacity to wear an item once and then give it to good will.  If I were able to do that, I could give my washer and dryer to good will too. 
  • I will not promise to behave if you cross my family.  If you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us. 
  • I hate litter and I judge anyone who litters.
  • The Blair Witch frightens the heck right out of me.  If I ever see some voodoo creation hanging from a tree in the woods, I will have to be put in a rubber room.
  • I am blessed to know the magic recipe for ice and how to replace a toilet paper roll.  This knowledge makes me quite intolerant of those who do not possess it.
  • I am ok that I am a freak with faults. 

So enough about me – how about YOU? 

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